Kari Wuhrer smokes. And does investigative reporting. Like taking pictures of crack addicts in their natural environment. This gets her on the front page. So she smokes.
Her boss gives her a tape to watch. She smokes and does so. The tape shows a weird cult, known as Deaders, killing themselves and coming back to life. This freaks Kari Wuhrer out, so she smokes.
She investigates the Deaders, going to Eastern Europe so she can smoke and remind us all vaguely of Hostel and how much money that made.
Things quickly stop making any sense. Kari Wuhrer smokes and runs around a lot. And gets stabbed without dying. And has flashbacks about her abusive father. And smokes.
Eventually we sort of learn that the Deaders have tampered in Pinhead's domain and Pinhead is pissed. The Deaders want Kari Wuhrer to smoke and kill herself so they can do something or other. She refuses. Pinhead shows up and kills all the Deaders. Kari Wuhrer escapes Pinhead by killing herself, which is suddenly a good thing now. Pinhead goes "Nooooooo!"
The end.
Did I mention how much Kari Wuhrer smokes in this movie? It's a lot.
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